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Thank you Whole Language. Thank you for your many pearls of wisdom. Thank you
for Context Clues. Thank you for Prior Knowledge. Thank you for the Initial
Consonant. Thank you for Picture Clues. Thank you for Miscues.
But most of all, thank you for my wife. The other day she and I were riding
along the highway and saw a sign for a town called
Thank you William S. Gray for inventing "Look-Say" and the "Dick and Jane"
series of basal readers. Thank you A. Sterl Artley for helping Mr. Gray and for
your phonics-bashing diatribes of the 1950s and 1960s. Thanks to the National
Education Association for giving Mr. Gray and his friends two years of free
promotion in the NEA Journal in 1930 and 1931. Together you all had managed to
essentially eradicate phonics from
But more importantly, thank you for my wife. Awhile back she was reading a
pamphlet about something that was described as "venerable". Now that's a word
you don't see every day, so what did she do but cleverly pull out her Whole
Language skills? Context Clues, you see, told her that she was looking for an
adjective. Next was the Initial Consonant "V". Then out came the Prior Knowledge
-- she simply thought of an adjective she already knew that was about the right
length and started with "V". And voila ... success again ... she came up with
"vulnerable". Perfect! Well, at least as perfect as things get in publik
ejukayshun, right?
Thanks Kenneth Goodman for reviving the floundering Look-Say, adding a few New
Age twists and renaming it Whole Language back in the early 80s. Just like the
Whole Earth Catalog and Whole Grains and everything else that was Whole ... what
else could it be but wonderful? Without you, Kenneth, the evils of phonics might
have returned, and then where would we have been?
Thank you Dorothy Strickland for "Emerging Literacy" -- the idea that kids are
naturally inclined to read if only we will surround them with literature. Thanks
to all the other Whole Language textbook authors who cranked out textbook after
textbook that either omitted phonics entirely or disparaged phonics openly.
Thank you Teachers College,
Thank you International Reading Association (IRA) and National Council of
Teachers of English (NCTE). For decades you appointed people like William S.
Gray and Kenneth Goodman to lead your entire organizations in the fight against
phonics. Somehow you raised hundreds of thousands or perhaps millions of dollars
to pay PR firms to get their opinions so heavily quoted in the press that the
public is now completely confused in its ideas about what works and what doesn't
work in reading instruction.
But once again thank you for my wife. Awhile back she was reading about some
Congregational Church. And do you know, even with the Context Clues and the
Prior Knowledge (about what names churches might have, presumably) and the
Initial Consonant, she still managed to come up with "Congressional Church".
Even though this was years ago, I remember it like it was yesterday.
Thank you Alfie Kohn and Dennis Baron and Mike Ford and Gerald Coles and Harvey
Daniels and Gerald Bracey and Susan Ohanian and Stephen Krashen and Jim Trelease
and all the other propagandists who lash out continuously against successful
practice in general and phonics in particular. Through your tireless efforts,
the public is continually misinformed. Without the public's perpetual state of
confusion and misinformation, Whole Language would not have survived a single
day. Thank you for keeping Look-Say and Whole Language and Balanced Literacy
alive to create yet another generation of people who can read as well as my wife
does.
Speaking of my wife, last night she was reading a brochure aloud about a museum
with an "eclectic" collection, and what do you suppose she said? You guessed it
(and so did she): "electric"! Maybe the absence of the Initial Consonant threw
her off.
Thank you Marie Clay for inventing the phenomenally expensive Reading Recovery,
a program installed in virtually every public school, it seems, and designed to
treat the educational effects of Whole Language by applying yet more Whole
Language. Thank you for giving my school district more stuff like this to spend
my tax money on. How is it that I am not clever enough to imagine things like
this?
Thank you Richard Allington, current (2005) president of the International
Reading Association, for your campaign of misinformation against Direct
Instruction (a successful phonics-based program). The cleverness of your
propaganda puts the Soviets, the Chinese Communists, and all the other tyrants
of the 20th century to shame. You know of course that Direct Instruction (DI)
participated in a huge study (Project Follow Through) in which all the
participants except DI failed, and in which DI succeeded brilliantly. And so you
twist this around to say that by virtue of its association in this study with
the constructivist-favored instructional styles that failed so miserably, we
should all conclude that DI must necessarily also have been a failure. Your
logic, so typical of that of the IRA, the NCTE, and the rest of the
Constructivist Cabal, is irrefutable.
But once again thank you all for my wife. Hardly a day goes by when she does not
demonstrate the success of Look-Say, or Whole Language, or Balanced Literacy or
whatever you all call it now. Really, it's so amusing I really can't even
quantify it. I never know what she'll read next ... and neither does she! Just
imagine all her Miscues!
The sheer unpredictability of listening to her read is astounding ... and
unpredictability is the essence of entertainment, right? I mean, she might read
"deleterious" as "delicious" or perhaps "injurious" as "injustice" or "parabola"
as "parachute" or maybe "quintessence" as "quintuplet", or "signify" as
"signature". I could go on and on almost endlessly. The laughs just never stop
here. And all thanks to you. All of you.
So thank you, Whole Language. Where would we be without you? The possibilities
just boggle the mind.
-- Anonymous
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Copyright 1996 These are my own working genealogy files that I share with you. The errors are my own. But, perhaps they will give you a starting point. All original writing is copyrighted. Webmaster